Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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