Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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