Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
you never un-have a 4some
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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