Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think a kid would responsible me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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