he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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