How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Acid is not a monday night drug
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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