i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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