Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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