Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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