are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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