I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
tell me about the fingering
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