you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my being single is dangerous.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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