Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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