Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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