i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
vagina is talking i cant
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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