Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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