she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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