Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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