she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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