Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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No subtext here. People are naked.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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