A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
The ass gains better be worth it
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