Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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