hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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