Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
as a side note pls kill me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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