Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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