U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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