similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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