Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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