id be glad to
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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