How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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