every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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