Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
either way he was missing a nipple.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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