So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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