i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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