a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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