i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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