Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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