Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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