He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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