Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
