I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
farters have to be the big spoon...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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