Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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