She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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