In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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