On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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