this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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