I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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