need another drink. this is the easiest way
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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