My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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