I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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