she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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