do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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