Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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