Having a random hookup so left but love u
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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