Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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