WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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